The Government today outlined plans to outlaw the practise of young ducklings jumping from wooden pontoons.
Speaking in the House of Commons, Prime Minister Leonard Postlethwaite told MPs “If things don’t change they will stay as they are!”
In response to the proposal, Bert, a spokesman for The Society for the Preservation of Live Animals Health, or S.P.L.A.S.H, said “I don’t know what’s going on?”
Public Liberation Of Pontoons, or P.L.O.P, spokeswoman Shelia Funless explained “We think this is good news for pontoons everywhere!”
When asked for his views on the situation a young duck said “Quack”, and waddled off.